I left clues for myself the last time around.
Most business owners think Google + is a novelty. They don't realize the power of this tool and usually pass it on for the perceived power of their facebook profile. Not only have I surmised that the underlying problem with Google + has been Google's inability to accurately describe the benefits of using it's social sharing system, but I now know I am not alone. The link below is a yet to be definitive guide on how to measure the benefits and effectiveness of your Google + campaign.
When you sign onto Youtube they will have some new feature recommendations for your channel subscriptions. Here is what that screen will look like. Drama King! Minus the squiggly lines, those are too protect my identity.
Oh yeah. My ex-girlfriend tried to contact me via an advanced form of telepathy today and I was superpissed that she is just now developing this power. I was led to believe that males from our planet developed at a later stage in life than the females. THIS WAS PROPAGANDA.
If you are interested in learning about a subject very quickly across multiple published works. Use this tool. For example. I chose the term robots. Google Ngram viewer allows the user to type in a search term then separate when that search term was written about and published by date range. An interesting tool if for example you want to see what the technological forefront of robots was when you were 8 years old and busy imagining things that are just now coming into existence. These are just a few of the results I got.
Notice how there were a large number of books published on robots in the mid to late 80s but then slowly started to taper off. I wonder what caused this? Was it because the technology hadn't caught up to the perceived uses? Google has not scanned in all the new books since 2008. It would be interesting to know what this graph looks like when updated to the present time.
I remember going to the bank and politely asking for a loan application. 5 banks actually. Needless to say when I had to tell the bank manager the loan was for further investigation regarding the discovery of a viewable pattern which could be used to correctly navigate any city I was asked to leave. Politely of course.
Who let this hybrid in anyway?
I have been developing a set of rules for picking up women. The rules are based where they are located, what they are wearing, what they are doing while they are wearing what they are wearing, what age demographic they fall into, assumed tastes in music based on geographically available information via ($%$^##@$!(!), and a number of other issues. Ultimately If you want a large perfect, in shape woman with no wedding ring *and* you see her at the grocery store *and* she is shopping for produce, it is okay to approach her with the following line.
"Can we just get our first date over with so I can not feel like such a creep at the grocery store?"
She will laugh. What you do from there is up to you. If she says she has a boyfriend, your breath probably smells and/or she is telling you the truth. In case you haven't noticed, perfect breasted, in shape, pretty women will always have boyfriends. But... Their boyfriends are usually douchebags. Don't fret, for you are in luck! Being alive today in an evolved state which rarely involves physical displays of aggression and or violence gives you an advantage over the rest of the un-evolved human neanderthal descendent. However, STUPID WOMEN SEEM TO LOVE NEANDERTHALS. And because most perfect breasted, pretty women are in fact stupid. This presents a challenge. Most are only thinking about passing on their physical genes, not what they could mentally teach their children. I could be wrong though. I'm sure they're very smart and really enjoy riding in that 87 T-Top.