9.12.2014

interesting experiment

During your first encounter; if you feel so bold as to tell an interested woman: "I want to make children and begin practicing making them immediately." She will then abandon her ideas of "the perfect situation" (there is a formula for this). The ideas previously running rampant through her hormone laden psyche will abandon her, and soon after she will formulate a snap judgement based on your appearance, approach and verified stability. Stay fresh my friends, stay fresh.

8.20.2014

My friend and business partner connected me with a soon to be doctor. I'm still not sure about whether or not to pursue the relationship. She questioned whether I liked women for sure or not.  My response:

"I am a woman in a man's body. Is that what you want to hear? ((interupts her)) Because I feel women deserve equal pay for equal work? Because I believe what you have to say is important? Sorry I was not aggressive enough in our initial phone conversation, but believe you me. All I want to do is to smell your skin, hair and lips while reveling in the fact you are accepting enough to look me in the eye while knowing you leave me wanting."

"Those two things don't belong together."
"Yeah well. Farrakhan."

Needless to say she wasn't ready for that.
I left the ring in a pool near Vegas. Damn.


You can have him back

Is the finger flicking necessary?  All I need is consistent love. 

8.12.2014

This Guy

There are new ideas. 0 - 1---

7.21.2014

Onspiracy

If you saw the future and were as sure of it as you are of the last 80 milliseconds, would you share it with anyone? 

5.17.2014

no more

I don't wanna do this no more.

5.03.2014

Somebody to Love

Development of one's conscious interaction theory starts with the scene count for a:  person - environment, person - animal, person - person , person - technology. technology - technology, technology - animal, technology - environment, environment - technology. environment - environment. (there is some math in there). Parameters = financial, location, transactional history, basic physics, electronic transmission from 2015 and Quantum Beta One.


They should be so lucky as to bid for parameters. Panda Jungle. This calzone may disappear.

4.11.2014

fwoooooooo@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dodged this bullet. face first into the monitor though. damn son, you giving that away? my nigga got legs! he got legs!
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2014/0411/Space-station-android-to-get-legs-says-NASA

4.08.2014

The Truth

Publishing houses should not own the rights to works of long dead authors. Restriction of access to books is a terrible policy and needs to be repealed in the near future (6-8 months)  http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/11/14/us-google-books-idUSBRE9AD0TT20131114

I found this one about how materials interact with each other, there's some other stuff too.

http://books.google.com/books?id=CQu6AAAAIAAJ&pg=PA653&lpg=PA653&dq=%22physical+physics%22+how+materials&source=bl&ots=qkZ7pBTwPd&sig=jt5TXkwWro7B2lyjWIQ4VrfXeOo&hl=en&sa=X&ei=BOlEU9eqCsKGyAGrxIGIDQ&ved=0CKgBEOgBMA4#v=onepage&q=%22physical%20physics%22%20how%20materials&f=false

I only put in robot army because of the automatic infringement notifications these companies must be using.
https://www.google.com/search?q=automatic+copyright+infringement+detection&oq=automatic+infring&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0.4727j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

Advice for alcoholics

When you drink wine from the bottle, you will put your upper lip downward into the rush of wine. Sort of like one would build a dike. This will cause the slowly poured wine to flow upward out of the bottle onto the upper lip hair growing area. The upward flow will allow another stream taken by gravity into your mouth. This is a way to easily drink wine straight from the bottle, but it does have it's consequences. Which brings me to future planning. Are you going to wash your face before bed? Are you going to wash your face in the morning? Are you even going to splash water on your face with your glasses on because you are so hung over you forgot your glasses were on? Are you going to sleep for as long as you can to replenish your brain juice? If the latter two are closer to the truth, don't use this drinking method. It will stain you. People will laugh. You won't know why. You have a wine stained lip in a professional work setting. People are mean. Do not do this. Ever.

4.07.2014

Not Perfect Circles

A permanent revolution to human thought. When was the last? Quants? Discovery of non carbon based life? Nah, it was the Hulu.  You know, for kids.

3.26.2014