7.21.2014

Onspiracy

If you saw the future and were as sure of it as you are of the last 80 milliseconds, would you share it with anyone? 

5.17.2014

no more

I don't wanna do this no more.

5.03.2014

Somebody to Love

Development of one's conscious interaction theory starts with the scene count for a:  person - environment, person - animal, person - person , person - technology. technology - technology, technology - animal, technology - environment, environment - technology. environment - environment. (there is some math in there). Parameters = financial, location based transactional history, basic physics, electronic transmission from 2015 and Quantum Beta One.


They should be so lucky as to bid for parameters. Panda Jungle. This calzone may disappear.

4.11.2014

fwoooooooo@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dodged this bullet. face first into the monitor though. damn son, you giving that away? my nigga got legs! he got legs!
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2014/0411/Space-station-android-to-get-legs-says-NASA

4.08.2014

The Truth

Publishing houses should not own the rights to works of long dead authors. Restriction of access to books is a terrible policy and needs to be repealed in the near future (6-8 months)  http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/11/14/us-google-books-idUSBRE9AD0TT20131114

I found this one about how materials interact with each other, there's some other stuff too.

http://books.google.com/books?id=CQu6AAAAIAAJ&pg=PA653&lpg=PA653&dq=%22physical+physics%22+how+materials&source=bl&ots=qkZ7pBTwPd&sig=jt5TXkwWro7B2lyjWIQ4VrfXeOo&hl=en&sa=X&ei=BOlEU9eqCsKGyAGrxIGIDQ&ved=0CKgBEOgBMA4#v=onepage&q=%22physical%20physics%22%20how%20materials&f=false

I only put in robot army because of the automatic infringement notifications these companies must be using.
https://www.google.com/search?q=automatic+copyright+infringement+detection&oq=automatic+infring&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0.4727j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

Advice for alcoholics

When you drink wine from the bottle, you will put your upper lip downward into the rush of wine. Sort of like one would build a dike. This will cause the slowly poured wine to flow upward out of the bottle onto the upper lip hair growing area. The upward flow will allow another stream taken by gravity into your mouth. This is a way to easily drink wine straight from the bottle, but it does have it's consequences. Which brings me to future planning. Are you going to wash your face before bed? Are you going to wash your face in the morning? Are you even going to splash water on your face with your glasses on because you are so hung over you forgot your glasses were on? Are you going to sleep for as long as you can to replenish your brain juice? If the latter two are closer to the truth, don't use this drinking method. It will stain you. People will laugh. You won't know why. You have a wine stained lip in a professional work setting. People are mean. Do not do this. Ever.

4.07.2014

Not Perfect Circles

A permanent revolution to human thought. When was the last? Quants? Discovery of non carbon based life? Nah, it was the Hulu.  You know, for kids.

3.26.2014

11.29.2013

Clues

I left clues for myself the last time around.

9.17.2013

NFL on Google Search

Google NFL Schedule and Scores



type in NFL Schedule into google and you will find something more amazing than anything they've rolled out previously. They even have the local or cable channel the game is playing on.  Seriously, it's that good.  Because nearly all other sports are a waste of time I haven't bothered to check and see if this works on other sports.  

Google Plus for Small Businesses




Most business owners think Google + is a novelty.  They don't realize the power of this tool and usually pass it on for the perceived power of their facebook profile.  Not only have I surmised that the underlying problem with Google + has been Google's inability to accurately describe the benefits of using it's social sharing system, but I now know I am not alone. The link below is a yet to be definitive guide on how to measure the benefits and effectiveness of your Google + campaign.

http://www.jeffalytics.com/measuring-google-plus/

Google and Robots Random Links