4.11.2014

fwoooooooo@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dodged this bullet. face first into the monitor though. damn son, you giving that away? my nigga got legs! he got legs!
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2014/0411/Space-station-android-to-get-legs-says-NASA

4.08.2014

The Truth

Publishing houses should not own the rights to works of long dead authors. Restriction of access to books is a terrible policy and needs to be repealed in the near future (6-8 months)  http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/11/14/us-google-books-idUSBRE9AD0TT20131114

I found this one about how materials interact with each other, there's some other stuff too.

http://books.google.com/books?id=CQu6AAAAIAAJ&pg=PA653&lpg=PA653&dq=%22physical+physics%22+how+materials&source=bl&ots=qkZ7pBTwPd&sig=jt5TXkwWro7B2lyjWIQ4VrfXeOo&hl=en&sa=X&ei=BOlEU9eqCsKGyAGrxIGIDQ&ved=0CKgBEOgBMA4#v=onepage&q=%22physical%20physics%22%20how%20materials&f=false

I only put in robot army because of the automatic infringement notifications these companies must be using.
https://www.google.com/search?q=automatic+copyright+infringement+detection&oq=automatic+infring&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0.4727j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

Advice for alcoholics

When you drink wine from the bottle, you will put your upper lip downward into the rush of wine. Sort of like one would build a dike. This will cause the slowly poured wine to flow upward out of the bottle onto the upper lip hair growing area. The upward flow will allow another stream taken by gravity into your mouth. This is a way to easily drink wine straight from the bottle, but it does have it's consequences. Which brings me to future planning. Are you going to wash your face before bed? Are you going to wash your face in the morning? Are you even going to splash water on your face with your glasses on because you are so hung over you forgot your glasses were on? Are you going to sleep for as long as you can to replenish your brain juice? If the latter two are closer to the truth, don't use this drinking method. It will stain you. People will laugh. You won't know why. You have a wine stained lip in a professional work setting. People are mean. Do not do this. Ever.

4.07.2014

Not Perfect Circles

A permanent revolution to human thought. When was the last? Quants? Discovery of non carbon based life? Nah, it was the Hulu.  You know, for kids.

3.26.2014

11.29.2013

Clues

I left clues for myself the last time around.

9.17.2013

NFL on Google Search

Google NFL Schedule and Scores



type in NFL Schedule into google and you will find something more amazing than anything they've rolled out previously. They even have the local or cable channel the game is playing on.  Seriously, it's that good.  Because nearly all other sports are a waste of time I haven't bothered to check and see if this works on other sports.  

Google Plus for Small Businesses




Most business owners think Google + is a novelty.  They don't realize the power of this tool and usually pass it on for the perceived power of their facebook profile.  Not only have I surmised that the underlying problem with Google + has been Google's inability to accurately describe the benefits of using it's social sharing system, but I now know I am not alone. The link below is a yet to be definitive guide on how to measure the benefits and effectiveness of your Google + campaign.

http://www.jeffalytics.com/measuring-google-plus/

Google and Robots Random Links

9.15.2013

Youtube's new feature recommendations

When you sign onto Youtube they will have some new feature recommendations for your channel subscriptions. Here is what that screen will look like. Drama King!  Minus the squiggly lines, those are too protect my identity.



Oh yeah. My ex-girlfriend tried to contact me via an advanced form of telepathy today and I was superpissed that she is just now developing this power. I was led to believe that males from our planet developed at a later stage in life than the females. THIS WAS PROPAGANDA. 

Googlebot for webmasters

Googlebot

Googlebot is Google's web crawling bot (sometimes also called a "spider"). Crawling is the process by which Googlebot discovers new and updated pages to be added to the Google index.
We use a huge set of computers to fetch (or "crawl") billions of pages on the web. Googlebot uses an algorithmic process: computer programs determine which sites to crawl, how often, and how many pages to fetch from each site.
Googlebot's crawl process begins with a list of webpage URLs, generated from previous crawl processes and augmented with Sitemap data provided by webmasters. As Googlebot visits each of these websites it detects links (SRC and HREF) on each page and adds them to its list of pages to crawl. New sites, changes to existing sites, and dead links are noted and used to update the Google index.

For webmasters: Googlebot and your site

(more after the break)

9.05.2013

Construct Obversation

Next time some one at your place of employment is let go or quits after a minimum of 6 months. Observe the dominate color worn by nearly everyone who had direct contact with the departed individual.